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mannish assy whiff

The distinct and pungent male anal/butt scent.

Aaron: "Good morning beautiful, can I have some head?"
Emma: "I would sweets, but your mannish assy whiff is making me gag. It's stunk out the whole bed."

by facadie September 15, 2007

9๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


uncle-ish stress-whiff

The bitter smell of uncles' stress, often wafting around at family barbecues or functions.

"Don't open wordpad on the computer, it might catch a virus," said Fig's stressed unc.
"I think you may be emitting some uncle-ish stress-whiff, as my nostils are now dysfunctional, presumably as a result," replied Fig.

by facadie September 15, 2007

5๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


manly back-hole whiff

The filthy wafting odour issuing from a gentleman's unwashed sphincter.

Emma: My house has the strangest fragrance ...
Aaron: No fear babe, 'tis my manly back-hole whiff.

by facadie September 15, 2007

4๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Blind Sausage Whiff

Not great

That was gnarly, almost as bad as a blind sausage whiff

by RockyWears April 18, 2024


New England Whiff

A New England Whiff is the act of smelling a fart from someone across the room. It does not have to be in a confined space however and can just be the act of smelling a fart in general.

Person 1: Yo did you just catch a New England Whiff?
Person 2: Yes, actually I did and I must say it was pretty nasty.

by Englishmajor5697 December 12, 2017


no whiffs, brands, or butts

Humorous parody-phrase to mean "no puffin', please!"

Alternative phrases for da "no whiffs, brands, or butts" saying could be either, "no sniffs i.e., what nasally-offended people would frowningly do when they "whiff" the offensive/irritating smell of a cigarette's being puffed, blands instead of "brands" --- as in Marlboros or Winstons --- this word would refer to "lights", as in, non-full-flavor cancer-sticks, or butts", or "no odifs i.e., actions that are odiferous, wands i.e., long tubular objects, or butts".

by QuacksO November 27, 2021


whiff

a whiff is a smelly welly thing that can smell really smelly like a belly whiff nugget

man that boy has a stanky whiff nugget in his butt

by that guy u love and hate June 1, 2020