Wilf

It is an everything word that can be used it any context. Its normally used a compliment such as "Wow, you're so wilf." Its can also be used a noun, adjective, verb, or anything else.

"I'm literally wilfing right now."
"Oh, he's a little bit too wilf."
"Stop wilfing on me."
"Shes doing that task wilfly."

Wilfing

Fingering ones own asshole and simultaneously peeing into ones mouth.

Bro, my friend recently told me about wilfing, and I cant stop! Its so much better than jerking off.

dirty wilf

The act of a small white midget lynching a black man who has a 10 inch dick and using him as his sex toy only to realise it was a strap on and realise black people don’t have big dicks naturally. He proceeds to use the strap on and convince the world that white peoples have big dicks and should anal themselves with their pet cow with a strap on on top of the horns

I did a dirty wilf yesterday and revolutionised the world