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Sticking a penis extremely far into a rectum, picking the other person up by way of penis, and moving them side to side in midair.
Friend 1: How are you and your girlfriend doing?
Friend 2: We broke up. She wanted me to windshield wiper her too often.
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Fan Wiper (n.): used as an insult; allergens and dust particles get caught within the blades of the fan. If you are a person who suffers from allergies, you understand how unpleasant these particles can be. now as a fan wiper, you have the duties of collecting the dust and therefor getting stuck with it yourself while the fan gets to enjoy the bliss of being clean and dust free.
You are a fan wiper.
So is my friend.
When you pinch off a fat log and it only takes one wipe to clean up.
Friend: Dude that was a quick trip to the bathroom.
Me: yeah it was a single wiper.
cherry eater; the swifter upper for the down lipper
" Her dirty diaper called for a reinforced piper hymen wiper. "
1. A chafed butthole from wiping with inferior toilet paper. 2. Wiping several times in one day and not taking a shower for a couple of days.
That shitty gas station toilet paper gave me wiper rash!
The washington wiper is an act of sexual delicacy. It involves ejaculating into your partners eyes then using your half chub/flacid fuck stick to wipe the mess out
I gave Tori the good ole Washington Wiper.
After lexi gave me the Washington wiper I had to go get a Post birth abortion
A dump that starts firm and well formed and it ends up feeling like soft serve ice cream at the end without the coldness. While it may not be literally 40, it feels like it and it usually results in a slightly chafed balloon knot at the end when finally clean.
I told everyone I'd be back in a minute because I thought it would be a quick drop off at the pool, it ended up being more like 20 minutes as it was a 40 wiper.