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Code phrase for having to take a dump
Being a painfully shy person, I stood up from the table and just told everyone I had to go drop a friend off at the pool.
When your significant other is enraged at you in explainingly inexplicably in the morning for something that you apparently did in her dream.
Hey bro, Karen is angry at me this morning apparently I slept with her sister in her dream. Hashtag Dream blame! LOL
The inability to fully pay attention and listen to your wife when she speaks.
My wife spoke at me for at least 5 minutes and I swear to you all I heard was the first word "honey?" I think my wifilter must have been on.
The indifferent attitude demonstrated by your offspring/kid/spawn even when you are contemplating slapping the shit outta them!
My kid kept giving me that droop-eyed look of KINDIFFERANCE even though he could see I was getting pissed off.
The notion that some men have that if they go swimming in their chlorinated swimming pool they no longer need to take a shower.
It was really easy to get ready for work today because I just took a quick pool bath.
When your woman holds out on you for an extended period of time but gets mad at you for rubbing one out to retain your sanity.
Hey buddy check this out my wife got mad at me for jerking off I think she's suffering from a little bit of O-envy
1. Any girl/woman who had a disinterested or bad father. Every man in her adult life will suffer greatly for his sins.
2. The reason some women hate men.
3. A woman with "love me daddy" will NEED constant demonstrations of your affection and commitment...remember a woman with this will NEVER get enough! Head for zee hills!
1. Most strippers suffer from "love me daddy"
2. Any girl whose parents are divorced
3. Any girl whose father cheated on mommy
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