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a sharp intellect, making points so deadly they are like a french rapier sword in fencing duels
his rapier wit devastated that idiot in debate
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A term created by Dylan Hester which has a meaning nobody knows of.
“What is life? What is wit kettle?”
The Polite Spoonerist way of addressing Winnie The Pooh's father, the unforunately named Winnie The Shit..
Boy: "Daddy, why is Winnie the Pooh called Pooh?"
Daddy: "Because he is a little Sh.. Pooh!, but his father decided to change the family name to something less obviously turd related.. Not a particularly major change considering the fact that most folk still wonder if the name of "pooh" is in anyway related to the fact the perverted bear is naked from the waist down.."
Boy: "So, what was his father called?"..
Daddy: "erm, ... Shinnie the Wit?"
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Innate intelligence, common sense
If you had any mother wit, you would not look for a gas leak with a match.
You don't have the sense you were born with.
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An environmentalist who excessively preaches his/her save-the-earth lifestyle to others to the point of being truly annoying.
"My landlord told me to not put my lawnchair in the back yard because it may kill the grass, and says i don't recycle enough."
"Wow! He's a real Granola's Witness"
1. A person of subnormal intelligence.
2. One who lacks the intelligence of the "normal" sector of the human population; even so cannot handle the most mundane of tasks due to the lack of common sense and intelligence.
3. A person lacking common sense, a person who lacks good sense or judgment ,a stupid incompetent person.
1.Holy titty fuck,he is such a half-wit that he couldn't find himself in a mirror!
2.You are a half-wit.Period.
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nice booty, well-proportioned to body, nice waist that compliments thighs and rest of pelvic area
"Ayo, ol' girl is thick wit it son, I'm 'bout to try and skeet dem draws!"
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