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Scat Witch

A very attractive woman with a poop fetish, who picks up men that are well below her league and promises them sex in return for her being allowed to take a shit on their face.

Dude, I don't care how hot she was. I can't believe you let that Scat Witch take a shit in your mouth.

by Maverick Murdered Goose March 3, 2014

12πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Strike Witches

The anime with the perfect combination of machine guns, bullets, gunfire, panties, aliens, and moe magical dog/cat girls flying around with leg boosters. The story takes place in an alternate universe during World War 2 where aliens that are immune to conventional weaponry attack Earth and the humans have to send magical girls to fight them. Also, 95% of the girls strangely do not wear pants. This anime is well written and also kinda wholesome, and has great music.

I binged the first season of Strike Witches in 4 days.

by lose_a_brain_cell.exe July 12, 2021

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Leicester witch

Usually a girl that knows how to beat her face, wears wig and likes to finesse guys. Mostly found At the University of Leicester.

Leicester witches can be found at every uni for example hefordshire, Kent, Birmingham, Manchester

Female version of yoruba demon

P1: go and approach this Babe

P2: na she is a Leicester witch

by Omotara April 25, 2017

20πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Bait and Witch

Hot, sexy babe goes all to Hell shortly after marriage.

Loretta pulled a classic Bait and Witch packing on 30 pounds before their second anniversary.

by KlawzVengeance March 16, 2012

10πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Riding with the witch

A folk expression for Sleep Paralysis: a sleep disorder that causes a person to gain consciousness while their body remains in REM atonia (pseudo paralysis).

During an episode a person will become fully awake and able to look around by moving their eyes. However, control of breathing, bodily movement and making sounds are completely inhibited, resulting in a possibly terrifying experience. An episode can last from a several seconds to a few minutes and is sometimes accompanied by vivid hallucinations.

The episode ends when the person falls back asleep peacefully, or the paralysis lifts. The latter often results in violent movement or convulsions along with a shout or scream.

While in this state a person is said to be "Riding with the witch"

It is most often encountered while sleeping in unfamiliar or relatively uncomfortable conditions. Most people will experience some form of this phenomena at least once in their lifetime.

Chris: Yo, did you have a nightmare last night?
Frank: Nah, I was just riding with the witch, sleep paralysis, ya know?
Chris: Damn son, you should probably get that checked out! You almost gave me a heart attack, shouting and flailing at 3AM!
Frank: yeah, that'll happen…

by swaino October 24, 2009

39πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Mother witch

A legendary card in the popular mobile game clash Royale. Commonly used by the biggest of assholes she turns your swarm cards into a fleet of disgusting ass pigs to do her bidding. NERF THAT SHIT

That dumbass mother witch turned my skeleton army into a bunch of pigs

by CocoMelon is better than Apex June 20, 2021

20πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


a witch's tit

Said to be extremely cold.

Wife: what's the temperature like outside, dear?

Husband: why I say it's colder than a witch's tit out here, yessuh

by benjaminblanco April 18, 2021

9πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž