program manager

The person at your job who has an ambiguous role, disappears into conference rooms for hours at a time, and hasn't ever done anything that pertains to your work (that you know of). No one knows what this person does. They are quite literally Milton from Office Space.

The new guy Fabian, from Google, told me he is a program manager. Does anyone know what that actually means?

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voodoo programming

Using code or a programming technique(more often than not, a complicated one) without understanding what it actually does and why it solves a particular problem.

-What does this function do?
- I don't know. I just cut and pasted it from stackoverflow.com
- We are not doing voodoo programming here. I'm reverting this commit.

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c programming

C is a general-purpose, imperative computer programming language, supporting structured programming, lexical variable scope and recursion, while a static type system prevents many unintended operations.

by jayson carganillo
c programming is good

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whore program

a program on a compy that does whatever you want it to, with minimal effort needed and little customization available. Basically the program just lets you get really far for no work, but you can't do the kinds of amazing things you can with other kinds of programs.....

1)
idiot: "i made a website with ms frontpage"
me: "you idiot, that is such a whore program, code your own site!"

2)
idiot: "can you show me how to make a game in flash today?"
me: "you idiot, games can take weeks - flash isn't a whore program!"

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DAS program

a DAS program stands for Diversion Acute Stabilization program

she resides in a DAS program

generic program

Any software not by microsoft

I used a generic program for getting my e.mail

program r

A code-based computer software created to torture students of statistics in order to drag their souls into perpetual hell. Once you lay your eyes upon the console, you are doomed to an eternity of errors and "visible eval."

Student 1: Did you do the problem set using program r?
Student 2: I started but then I think I saw the devil so I stopped.
Student 3: This class makes me want to kill myself!
Student 4: If you do, you better take me with you!