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Simple minded rednecks who insist on parking their diesel vehicles on their lawns.
Hey you yard parkers you, did you park the truck on the front lawn again? Hell yes!
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*A dude that looks Mad at the world and buff like he's been pushin weight in the prison Yard.
*A kat that looks like he benches 405 and squats 135 and comes up to you and asks if you got his commissary and ask if your going to finish that cornbread?
*Yard big dudes walk around a gym swole eyeballin all the chicks, like he ain't never seen a woman before.
*That kat in the gym that makes you wonder how he got so big with the worst form known to man!
Why is that Kat so buff up top and legs so small? Cuz he got big in jail, you know, Yard big! The Homies call him Big Yard.
Slang for a rooster who struts around a barnyard like he owns the place.
Look at that yard pimp, he has his choice of any hen he wants.
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A lawn sprinkler used for personal hygiene.
Chris: Rocky, why are you all wet?
Rocky: Dude, while runnning I really had to go, went in the woods, had no TP, so I used that sprinkler as a yard bidet.
When your parents leave the house for the weekend/day. Leaving you in charge with a free house.
Man you wanna party at my free yard 2nite.
You wanna come back to my place, i got a free yard
I hate girls that try and act stush
When I got a free yard and I want some tush
I'll be like com round
And she'll be like nah
Shut up bitch and get in the car
It's not often I got a free yard
Hurry up man I don't even live dat far
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When a skier or snowboarder eats it on the slopes and loses all of their gear. If a skier loses his skies, poles, hat, goggles, and anything else, shout "YARD SALE" from the ski lift above him.
"While the skier denied that he lost his skis and poles in the fall, everyone that saw it knew that in reality his fall was a classic yard sale"
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"Good yard" is an autocorrect version of a drunken/high "good night"
Night = Yard.
Don't ask me, ask Apple.
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