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why on earth would you search this. why.

why would you never mind

ok why on earth would you search this. why.
why on earth would you search this. why.

by bljmasters April 25, 2022

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Who would you rather sit next to on a bus?

A game that consists of posing the question: "Who would you rather sit next to on a bus?" Then two options are provided, fictional characters, prominent figures, or acquaintances. The person(s) who the question then selects from the choices and then poses a new scenario. Different scenarios are possible but is usually that the bus ride is of medium duration of length, too long to go without acknowledging the other parties presence, but too short to create a meaningful bonding experience.

Who would you rather sit next to on a bus? . . .
Rep. Joe Wilson or the cast of the Jersey Shore?
Charlie Sheen or Emilio Estevez?
Oliver Cromwell or Andrew Jackson?

by public_transportation_fan January 9, 2010

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Imagine a third testicle- How would you cum?

Religious person: imagine a third testament- what would you add?
Me: Imagine a third testicle- How would you cum?

Imagine a third testicle- How would you cum?

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 19, 2020

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Well, If You Did Know What Would You Say?

You say this when you ask a Question and someone Answers with "I Don't Know". Then you say "Well, If You Did Know What Would You Say?" Then you have a great feeling in your stomach and the other person feels like a stupido. Haha lib.

Tom: Yo, What Time Is It?
Jerry: I Don't Know
Tom: Well, If You Did Know What Would You Say?
Jerry: Dude...
Tom: Well, You Should Know!
Jerry: Ok, I'll Go Check
Tom: Better!
Jerry: Haha.
Tim: Haha.

by MarioCanDoAnything January 22, 2010

13πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


would you rather have a gay son or thot daughter

A question that TikTok, YouTube shorts, and Facebook reels "Influencers" ask random ass hoes on the street.

A thot is someone (typically female) that engages in a lot of sexual Activity, or streams on twitch in skimpy outfits and asks for money from men.

Gay would mean homosexual in this situation

Which would you rather have?

Influencer: "how much do you pay for rent in New York"
Random person: "Any other questions?"
Influencer: "Would you rather have a gay son or thot daughter?"
Random person: "Either way it's free head"

by MongusMongus July 31, 2023

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Would you snack on your own weiner if you could?

Twitch famous meme first made in MitchJones's chat by fellow twitch streamer Atlanta in 2019. The joke went on to become a staple in other chats too such as Mizkif's and Austinshow's.

*typed in twitch chat or similar medium* "Would you snack on your own weiner if you could?" *Content creator responding*

by Waaysus April 10, 2023


How would you like to suck my balls, mr garrison?

A famous quote from the show β€œSouth Park”

Cartman:How would you like to suck my balls, mr garrison?

Silence:

by Ena1010101 January 26, 2022