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Yummy Mummy's are usually between the ages of 30 - mid 40s and congregate in - middle to upper class coffee - shops, Eg ; The indie coffee shops that no one has ever head of and just to get there you have to pass through the gates of fucking Narnia. However they are very partial to Costa coffees (because they have sofas) as well as having spacious tables that allow for their double Decker prams to park comfortably next to them which in turn only allow you a sliver of space to squeeze past. Their Kids are often called : Miles, Teddy, Fred, Stella, Rose, Otto, Rachel, Jane etc.
Their conversation topics range from : bitching about Karen (or Susan ) and their kids exploits, to them organizing when they're gonna try out that new vegan joint, or if they have booked that 'Pilates' session Alex.
They rarely ever drive their own car, rather, their husbands armoured SUV transport which are always in MINT condition on the outside and then look like someone has emptied a bin bag inside.
Finally, if one feels so inclined to get up early enough, you might be able to spot the mob of brisk walking Yummy Mummys with their prams. If they are feeling adventurous or particularly motivated by their most recent argument with their husband they can been seen doing boxing lessons, but after their 15 minutes of weakly smacking pads and making low grunting noises they go to the nearest deli and order a freshly squeezed cow testicle with the blue mint leaves of Tibet.
Here we see the wild Karen, ordering her fresh maqusdfdfdssg with aLmond milk. Looking around with disdain at the other mummy's with smaller prams and comparing if her belly is bigger than hers or if that there boobs look like Pringles tubes
i heard from karon that susan to said to andrew who told janet p not janet r that mark is cheating on rose. {Yummy Mummy gasps can be heard eminating from their micheal.
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its the opposite of stank pussy its clean and fresh and you want to fuck it before the girl becomes unclean
Damn that girl got a yummy pussy imma hit that shit nice
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As explained by Kevin...
When the tingle of yummy hits the back of your throat and makes you smile a little.
Z: Kev, what's the smile for?
Kev: That jelly cookie gave me a surge of yumminess <with a grin>
Sean: My gordita gives me a surge of yumminess all the time <with a BIG grin>
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Bush Beer
The perfect southern complement to Jim Beam
"Hey pass me a PBR."
"Sorry hipster, this is blue yummy country!"
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A yummy person is:
1.Someone who is attractive,delicious or someone who has a delictable personality
2.If this person was a food would you eat them?If so this word applies to them
3.Awesome
Girl A:Look at him he is so awesome and hot!
Girl B:He is such a yummy person!!
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When you are 100% serious and not lying. It is a word that is used when you can't tell if the person is lying or telling the truth.
Can only use the word in moderation, i.e once a week
"Dude, Dominic is lying."
"Nah man. He said Yummy Peanuts"
Forcefully yet discretely insert a medium sized gummy coated bear into the opening of a womans vagina. Using your imagination increases the chance of success.
During the act of Yummy Gummy lube is not necessary.
While trying to enhance their love life, Svetlana and Oswald incorporated the Yummy Gummy. JACKPOT!
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