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An ice smoothing machine, invented by Frank Zamboni.
noun
‘zamboni’
adjective
‘zambonied’
verb/participle
‘zambonied’
The zamboni had zambonied the ice, leaving it smooth and zambonied
A Zamboni is a person (typically male of Canadian decent) that snorts cocaine in a bathroom and slurps up drinks that spill.
This is not to be confused with the Zamboni verb when someone says they’re, “going to zamboni that.”
A true Zamboni has developed such a savage addiction that it leads them to consume copious amounts of cocaine in the bathroom, which then leads to the inevitable need to slurp liquor off a table in-front of their boss.
There’s about 14 Zambonis in this company. Look around the Christmas party at midnight and you can’t miss them.
Not to be confused with the ice cleaner or zerbert. A Zamboni is to press one’s lips against another’s skin and blow in result of fart noises.
Person 1: I’ve got you pinned now you’re in BIG TROUBLE.
Person 2: Oh I don’t think so, ZAMBONI!
(Person 1’s abdomen ripples at the contact of person 2’s wet lips applying air pressure to said body part)
The act of slurping your drink off the table after you spill it.
Person 1: Dude you just spilled your beer all over the table
Person 2: zamboni!! *slurps beer off table*
The act of consuming liquids spilled inadvertently on a surface with only ones mouth.
Kevin: "Hey dude you spilled coca cola all over the marble table"
Rohan: "Zamboni!!"
Kevin: "I love vacuuming liquids in my mouth from a dirty surface!!"
The act of slurping up a liquid that has spilled on a flat surface.
Can't let that beer go to waste, better zamboni it.