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Someone who identifies with all zodiac signs.
As a Zodiac Omnist, he studies all the signs, believing that everyone has aspects of every sign within them.
Searching your name on Urban Dictionary and reading the both prophetic and clearly personal opinions of what your name really means
Kyle: Damn Blake, it says you're 'Dangerously handsome, clever, and trustworthy...'
Blake: I know fam, it says that you are 'sweet and caring'
Kyle: Damn, these urban zodiacs are niiiiice today!
A type of delusional thinking causing people to believe in unproven pseudoscience. It has different stages of severity, with the first stage causing the infected to believe that the month of their birth has an effect on how their day will go. Stage 2 Z.D. will cause the infected to believe in homeopathy, stage 3 means the person thinks that special sorts of crystals can have an effect on one's personality.
Stage 4 Zodiac Disease can take either or both of 2 forms: they believe the earth is flat and/or that vaccines cause autism.
Zodiac Disease can be contagious, it is highly advised to avoid any contact. The Vaccine Variety of Stage 4 Zodiac disease additionally bears the risk of further diseases being spread, be cautious.
Karen suffers from stage 4 zodiac disease
The process of someone using their zodiac sign in order to justify their (usually bad) actions and behaviour.
Person 1: I'm sorry, I am a leo--
Person 2: Stop Zodiac Coping! That won't change the fact that you screamed at me for telling you to clean up your room!
When someone has a look on their face that suggests they are about to, or have already, killed someone.
What you call a friend when they look pissed angry at you.
When someone has a thousand yard stare
Hey hank, quite giving me that zodiac stare, I only pissed on your shoes
Hey dude, hank has a mean zodiac stare if he gets pissed
Bark is a Leo and he is in denial mark aka zodiac killer
A Zami Zodiac is when a person loves all of that's persons friends.
Dude I love Genevieve Hostility, & Skylar, & Kaylin, & Kristen so much I'm a Zami Zodiac