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One eyed whistle

I know you know what I mean. Its another word for your dick

Jenny - I'm so ready to go camping with you this weekend

Me - yea, I can't wait! Come over later and I'll show you everything lv got in my survival pack!

Jenny - ok!

...LATER AT MY PLACE...

Jenny - wow you've got something for every type of emergency in there but...

Me - yes?

Jenny - but what if you get bored? What do you do then? I didn't see anything to relieve you from boredom in there.

Me - oh, I have something for boredom but I keep it in its own special place.

Jenny - well, what is it!? Show me!

Me - Its my one eyed whistle!

Jenny - what? Lol, whats that? What do you do with it?

Me - you blow on it like a whistle

Jenny - that doesn't sound that fun..

Me - trust me its fun.

Jenny - let me see it! I wanna see how much fun it is.

Me - (whips out dick and twirls it around like a helicopter )

Jenny - OMG its so big!

...Then Jenny grabs ahold of my johnson and blows it like she's never going to see me again

The end.

by Wraptin6strings August 25, 2017


juke-eyed

cross eyed

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by bojeng August 19, 2017


One Eyed Reaper

A non-existent character which is a bastard

Are you a One Eyed Reaper?

by Janev July 06, 2018


Black Eyed Child

A kid from Indiana

Person 1: That kid is so weird.

Person 2: Ah, what do you expect? He’s a black eyed child.

Person 1: What’s that mean?

Person 2: It means he’s from Indiana.

Person 1: Oh yeah. That explains it.

by DTrix16 October 28, 2023


Dirt eyed

When someone gives you a rude look

someone dirt eyed me yesterday all day

by Honeyy_bear January 26, 2019


one eyed champ

Your cock

Stop fighting your one eyed champ and go to work!

by Jenson Marin November 14, 2016


one eyed champ

a penis a dick ,a japan eye

he was exercising the one eyed champ

by Savodongburger November 20, 2020