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Jade is cool and emo and freddy fazbear and non binary
Noelle: "Yo Jade what are you"
Jade: "Cool and emo and freddy fazbear and non binary"
Noelle: "Nice"
Jade is the type of person who you could trust the most out of everyone she is so very kind to everyone and she will love you the most in a relationship she is a 1 in a 1 000 000
Jade is everything to me🥰🥰
I LYK THIS DRESS VERI VARy MUCH
Jade.
*Opens shein and goes to reviews*
The Reviews:
According to all known laws of aviation
Jade is the person everyone wants to be. She loves Snapchat and is so active on every social media account. She’s bossy sometimes but shy. Such a fast and TALL runner. loves TATER TOTS. Not funny
Who’s Jade?
Jade dickman
the missing piece to your puzzle. The comforting reminder that not everyone in this generation sucks. She will love you unconditionally and she will love you even on days you don’t love your self. An astonishing result of gods handy work. If you know her you’re lucky. She is a prime example that . The baddest bitches have been dealt a shitty hand but continues to play her cards like a fuckin boss. Girls wanna be her and guys wanna wife her 🫶🏼💕
Bro I really wish I could lock down a jade but my bank account on E so i gotta settle for tawny 😒
Jade is the type of girl you fall in love with at first sight and even wait years to make sure everything is perfect. She’ll steal your heart and cherish it. This is a person everyone would dream about dating and stare at in the halls of school. She’s just filled with joy and positivity that keeps you going. She sings for you and sleeps on call with you and, Attempts, to play oboe. Jade is such an amazing person, especially if her birthday is 5/28. She is short. But that’s okay because she’s literally perfect. This ones a keeper right there! Get yourself an Jade and have wonderful late night calls all the time! Don’t be a goof and keep her happy, because you’ll never find another person quite like Jade.
N: Hey didn’t you say you found someone named Jade?
C: Yea, she’s really amazing! Can’t believe how lucky I am. It’s still hard to imagine.
N: Why is she so short bro?
C: Why are you so damn fine bro?
N: Oh.
Jade is a ugly bitch, she can't get any guys because her pussy smells like fish.
Guy: EW, what's that smell??
Guy 2: It's Jade, she's festy.