The rhythmic act of fapping whilst dancing
Some would say it's a spiritual dance but others refer to it as fap dancing.
Billy fap danced to beat it by Michael Jackson
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An asian handjob; a handjob given by those pertaining to the Asian ethnicity.
Asian handjob pertaining ethnicity
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A fap that is not witnessed by a second party.
A fap either did or did not occur due to quantum entanglement - schrödinger's fap
A form of oral which involves eating it but not really and also beating your own...
Maybe with your cousin
A bad gambling bet placed for fun
I fapped $250 betting against Jake Paul