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There's five seasons /
Winter
Spring
Summer
Fall
And a fifth season that's all year around - CONSTRUCTION
The whole traffic is at a standstill! Must be season 5!
Hello wyatt :)
The scientific term for serotonin, something you have never felt.
"That man has never felt an ounce of 5-hydroxytryptamine in his life"
"Huh?"
You feel it building up in your intestines for a day or more. You bend over in pain like you have a kidney stone near the end.
Then you sit on the pot, and BOOOOOMM!
SHIT, AIR, and more SHIT AND AIR exit your hole at extreme velocity.
You get the wind knocked out of you and sometimes take a little "nap."
It's takes you 7-10 minutes to recooperate.
You DO feel wonderful afterwards though.
Sorry I was in the bathroom so long, I Mach 5 'd and blacked out for a while.
the day a fine ass bitch was born
n:what’s td
b:it’s february 5th
n:what’s that
b:a bad bitch bday
Is a way to see if a guy is your type or meets your standards through the five h’s: hair, height, hands, hygiene and humour.
person 1: ‘ did he have the 5 H’s’
person 2: ‘ he only had hair and hygiene’
November 5 is international hamhams day.
Look, her gf sent him a booty pic on November 5 - hamhams day.
the day when you can hug EVERYONE .
*hugs a stranger*
stranger : bro what the fu-... oh wait its november 5