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A swirling, chaotic force of unwanted, and ultimately useless, fact and/or opinion that has been known to actually suck surrounding souls into its tempest of painfully bland conversation. These catastrophic events have been primarily confined to the Midwestern United States, and are especially frequent in Columbia, Missouri, which has been tragically hit several times in recent years. Attempts to ignore, avoid, or overlook this cyclone of fruitless monologue have failed miserably as it appears that there is no way to escape this hellish small talk.
Friend: Dude, you look like you just saw a ghost. You're pale as hell and your eyes are bloodshot. What the hell happened?
Victim: ...Joe Strummer...Natalie Portman...A New Hope...Dr. Octopus...Hippo Attacks...World's Deadliest Alligator...Mating Habits of Orangoutangs...Tan Colored Clothing..............
Friend: Oh, shit...Your soul has been captured. You were hit by a Soul-Nate-O weren't you? Cruel villainy!!!
Very cool and accurate way of describing the band Silverchair. This definition makes sense if you think about it.
“Hey man, do you know of any Australian Collective Soul type bands?”
“Oh yeah, definitely Silverchair. I also like Savage Garden.”
It's gonna be a great album, released from BTS at the 21st February.
A: Do you know BTS?
B: Yeah, they released their great Album "Map of the soul: 7" lately. Didn't they?
Kurt has a genuinely nice soul
Ellie’s grandma said Ellie liked Kurt because he was nice to Ellie, which means he has a genuinely nice soul
The fat kid that lives inside of you that screams with forceful delight whenever in the presence of sweets or baked goods. Your fat kid soul urges you to consume anything with high caloric content from sugars, demands large bites, and cannot be bothered by plates or utensils. Do not feed the fat kid soul fruits unless they are dipped in chocolate or paired with whip cream.
My diet was going strong this week until my fat kid soul manifested and I gorged myself on a sleeve of thin mints.
When you meet your soulmate at a family reunion
I met my cousin, Carmine, at my family reunion and we’re married now. We’re Alabama Soul Mates!
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When a bitch sucks your nuts so hard you pass out
This girl gave me a Chinese soul-suck last night
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