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the cinematic masterpiece ever, a trilogy of movies about sigma the alpha wolf who went on to defeat the rizz lord, former rapper corrupted by the power of the grimace shake, kai cenat.
Person 1: yo bro did you watch the alpha wolf saga?
Person 2: haven’t started it yet, still binging gyattlander rn.
when your dump overrides the smell of other peoples dumps in a public restroom, thus asserting your dominance over them, and granting you relief from their aroma.
I took an alpha dump in the middle stall this morning. The other two left immediately.
Alpha grrrrrr ruff ruff
(This whole things a joke btw)
Alpha bio: Grr listen to daddy
Girl: why your not my mom-
Alpha bio: no but i am alpha bio.
Girl: OH SO SORRY
The scariest and most ferocious alpha leader in existence. She is feared by all but her omega/alpha named lyra. Don't touch her tail or ears or she will gobble you up!
"No way!! That's alpha leen!"
*shock*
A nonsensical term trademarked by a UK VC firm called Ada Ventures in late 2023, that claims to care about diversity, yet was directly responsible for the biggest decline in funding for minority and womens groups in the UK over the last 5 years. This was despite being backed by the UK government's bank, The British Business Bank to the tune of £30m.
After failing to meet their claimed objectives and directly harming the prospects of UK minorities raising capital, they spent public money on registering the term "Inclusive Alpha" for a new marketing campaign designed to trick yet more minorities and women into believing that they will be invested in by Ada Ventures in the future. Ada Ventures doesn't like the truth and so flagged this definition when it was up in October 2023 and had it removed, so it's back again and we won't forget.
Well I'm afraid you just can't raise until you are Inclusive Alpha (TM). Here are the times for our next office hours. Let me know how I can be helpful (prayer hands emoji)
Joggers who jog to be noticed and go out of their way to make sure you notice them.
God John is such a alpha jogger