anal obsessive

The next level up for someone who is anal retentive and obsessive compulsive.

Don't touch that! Jill is anal obsessive about her desk. If you move something, she will know.

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Anal Marmalading

To gather anal fluids over the course of time by fingering and fisting your partner's ass, eventually filling a jar which can then be used as a conserve to accompany toast on a Sunday morning's breakfast.

My girlfriend always loved a good anal marmalading, although the end product did taste a bit tangy for her liking.

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Anal beats

Taking it in the ass doggie style

Bob- man how drunk was I
Rob- man you where fucked up
Bob- man my ass feels like I've had anal beats all night
Rob- I know I have it on camera

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anal pee

When you are you are taking a shit and then its coming down like pee. All you her is drip drip (fart) drip drip drip.

Nico- ANAL PEE! (runs to the bathroom) drip drip (plop) drip drip

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anal cheese

unidentifiable substance in your anus

you have some nasty anal cheese

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anal orifice

Another term for "asshole" used by intellectuals such as myself.

I don't know why, but I always pick the anal orifices for love interests.

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Anal Rhyme

An Anal Rhyme is used to finish off a sentance with a surely hilarious conclusion. great way to break the ice, a sure knee-slapper. nothing more hilarious than an anal rhyme.

once saying a sentance or word,

you rhyme it with the following sentance included:

"You Anal ______"

word doesnt always have to make sense.
you can even finish off the sentances your friends say! You, Anal Cray.

person 1: I have to go to work!

person 2: you anal stork!!

person 3: I wana burn some trees you anal bees.

all good exmaples of an anal rhyme.

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