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The person who sent you to this URL.
The person who sent me to this URL is a 'Retarded Arse Fucker'.
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A female on the street that refuses to give you a cigarette upon request
Female One "Do you have a cigarette?"
Female Two "No sorry"
Female One "You fat arse whore!"
Female Two "What did you say!?"
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Another word that pompous Brits like to hold over American's heads as they talk down to them about the meaning and spelling of the word.
It means butt. It's that simple, yet that big of a deal, apparently. Anything to help keep their smug egos aloft... otherwise they'd be crushed under the sheer weight of them.
Brit #1: You're saying it wrong!
Yank #1: Well, since this is another country, words tend to be spelled and pronounced differently. It's called an accent. Don't be an arse.
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Nightclub bouncers/doormen who chuck out drunks and trouble causers OR muscle bound men who support prison officers in 'calming' down bad behaving prisoners.
Prison officer: I got spat at while passing cell 37 so I pressed my button and the hairy arse brigade came to my aide.
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to have a saw ass from eating very spicy food after consuming drugs and alchol
"man im blipped and pissd i need summit spicy" next day....
"wish i hadnt had the kebab and chili sauce"
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When someone has a arsenal of fuck buddies.
Guy 1: bro I have so many fuck buddies
Guy 2: so you have an arse-anal
Guy 1: what's that
Guy 2: when you have a lot of fuck buddies
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In Victoria, Australia, it is very common that petrol prices are reduced on Tuesdays. In fact, most places have started discounting their prices to entice more spending.
Let's go for a movie! It's Tight Arse Tuesday today!
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