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An anus with humongous size, usually in diameter. See wordgoatse/word
He crammed his sticky thick love shaft into her gaping asshole.
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1. A cool faggot that makes fun of you while making others laugh their asses off at you.
2. Another word for teasing.
3. Person of high social value and status.
Victim: Hi
Funny Asshole: KiSS my natrally born purple, metal ass.
Victim: :'..... LOL! Fucking baka.
Funny Asshole: baka? baaa ur a sheep?
Victim: baka is a japanese word for idiot =_= and you need to learn world langauge to go to college.
Funny Asshole: AHAHA UR GONNA need the WORD BAKA to go to college!
Victim: T.T ...LOL!
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Refinery Asshole is the guy that passes you on the interstate in his “dually pick ‘em up truck” doing 90 mph, because he’s on his way to his refinery job. Refinery Asshole drives like a jerk because Refinery Asshole also believes he is a NASCAR driver. Refinery Asshole believes that the refinery is incapable of operating without him. Refinery Asshole reeks of cigarettes, coffee, and refinery stink, and spends his entire day with his filthy, stinking books kicked up on his desk, bitching about how rotten his home life is, and how great he was back in high school football. Refinery Asshole’s “great-grandaddy”, “granddaddy”, and “daddy”, worked at the same refinery, and guess what ? Refinery Asshole’s son will also work there someday, carrying on the rich tradition. Refinery Asshole hopes that someday, his daughter will marry another Refinery Asshole. Refinery Asshole also believes that greasy, stinking Nomex suits qualify as “Sunday’s Best” in clothing.
Refinery Asshole passed me up this morning on my way to work. It was unbelievable...I could smell tobacco, coffee, and petroleum as he went by doing 90, cutting me off only a few cars lenghts from his exit.
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a medium sized paper or plastic bag that fast food places keep dropped food. The food they dropped gets served to people being an asshole or rude customers., - hence the word asshole bag.
you are being a asshole at mc donalds and they put dropped burger on your bread or fries that they swept up and serve it to you from the asshole bag.
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Those wireless blutooth ear devices, usually with blinking lights, that people use to talk on the phone. Useful for talking while driving, but otherwise unneccesary and annoying. Alot of unimportant people wear asshole ears to seem important and they often come off as crazy people talking to themselves.
What the fuck did you say to me!? Oh, my bad, I didn't see your asshole ear.
I cant stand when people wear asshole ear in a restaurant. You're not important! Take it out!
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When someone is an asshole, then apologizes for being an asshole and acts normal for a while. After a period of time however, the person returns to being an asshole.
Jason said he was sorry for being such an asshole all the time. Too bad he started being an asshole again 2 days later.
Yeah, he's had an asshole relapse plenty of times in the past. He'll be saying sorry again in another week or two.
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