August 9th

August 9th is the day where any couple by the names of James and Hannah, must send nudes to eachother. This day gives them a free pass.

Today is august 9th...James and Hannah’s lucky day!

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August 22nd

August 22nd is national fuck your girlfriend day
go fuck your girlfriend

Hey it’s august 22nd

oh okay let me go fuck my girlfriend real quick!

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August 2nd

National kill someone with a door day
On this day doors will have killing powers and will kill anyone who touches them

Edward: -opens door-
Madison: WAIT DONT ITS AUGUST 2ND
Edward: -dies of death-

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august girl

A girl who you can fall deeply in love with. beautiful, nice, sweet. great and perfect smile, not athletchic, great style and music taste and ur adopted floosy

august girl was eating a taco

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August 24

They are most likely a Beaner

Look and Alien that was born on August 24

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august 21

the birthday of a amazing child named lexi 🤠🥳

“it’s august 21”
“so what?”
“it’s that dumb bitch lexi’s birthday”

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August 10th

The day when you meet up at the bridlewood towers rooftop and not go back home

-Alex are you going to commit August 10th?
-Sorry bro, but I can't miss the shokugeki
-That's fine, maybe next year

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