baked air muffin

when some one blows a fart which makes you yarf (puke yellow chunks) all over fuzzy no no's.

I blew a Baked air muffin which made Betty yarf all over angelo's fuzzy no no.

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baking cupcakes

Smoking mad weed.
Baking out.
You get it,

"Livvie and Trixie are going out to bake some fine cupcakes, wanna join them with me?"
"YEAH those chicks are sooo cool"

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Shake n Bake

Shake n Bake is a H.E (High Explosive) W.P (White Phosphorous) combination of mortar ammunition fired one after the other. Usually at people in black turbans in Southern Afghanistan by British Soldiers.

Russ: "Baz, 500mtrs Target in open 6 armed Taliban...."

Baz: "6 Taliban...Seen"

Russ: "You know what time it is...?"

Baz: "Shake n Bake time Baby!"

Russ: "Shake n Bake YeeeHaaa"

500mtrs away....

Terry Taliban: "Ohh Fuck.....Shake n Bake...............................BOOM"

pisses underwear and turns into pink burning mist.....

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nake n' bake

smoking weed naked. usually done alone, or with other naked inviduals.

"yeah man, my mom walked in on me doing nake n' bake in my room. i was fucking ass naked"

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baking butt biscuits

the aroma of hot turds ready to come out of the butt oven

Upon smelling my recent fecal effusion my wife exclaimed, "mmm...someone's baking butt biscuits"

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Easy Bake Oven

When a couple is having sex outside, in generally hot weather (90 and 100 degrees), the man will ejaculate on the woman's face, and the heat will 'cause the cum to "bake" on her face.

Antonio: Ayo, I just gave that hoe an easy bake oven, shawty. She still tryna get the nut of her face.

Justin: Word? Damn...tell her what's good!

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Half-Baked Sunday

Sundays where the previous night had been spent partying too hard and any attempt at cooking/cleaning/anything is bound to be half-assed as you are too mashed or hung-over

This can be followed up by actually half-baking something ie. mix flour, sugar and water, put in oven for 20 mins just until golden and manky, serve with a lemon in a glass (lemonade) and voilas! Half-baked cookies and lemonade! try selling these on the streets, just don't blame me if you get arrested in your mums dressing gown.

"whats goin on?....."not much, just another half-baked sunday, and i'm really feelin it too!""