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biscuit town

A lovely town in New Pieland, east of Preferbia. Elected Walter Robot The Jon has been the Mayor for a long while, but as he is absent at the moment, everything is falling apart a bit, and the Mayor's Assistant is currently dealing with Asininia, the rogue nation currently attempting to invade New Pieland for its resources.

A resident of Biscuit Town is often called a Biscuiteer.

"It is because I... am the mayor of Biscuit Town!" -Mayor The Jon, previous to his absence

by davidmichaelbennett September 23, 2013


sausage biscuit

Noun: A phrase that means to slide and ride the joy that is your penis being rubbed against by two asscheeks. Similar to a milkshake but reverse.

I was going to ask for a sausage biscuit instead because her tits were too small for a milkshake.

by Lady Farquad August 20, 2018


Droopy biscuit

When you put your baby batter in a wrinkly, old woman.

Tim: How was the beach?
Jason: A lot better after I found a rich broad and gave her a droopy biscuit.

by Pooser Bonzo June 25, 2016


big biscuit

A hot women who's sweet like a biscuit but it’s a good one you want to slowly knaw on all day. In other words, a smokin hot bitch. Not no small biscuit from KFC that’s good for 3 seconds then it’s already in your system, a run of the mill cutie.

Anthony: “You Big Biscuit!”
Mila: “Thanks pal, but I’d rather die then touch you. Screw off goofy tooth lookin ass.”
Anthony: “Damn, another girl rejected me. I never gunnna loose no virginity. Maybe I should spend my f.u.n.d.s on plastic surgery to fix my messy self. I’m a moldy biscuit...”

by Reality Checked XDDDDDD November 10, 2017


Skit a biscuit

Dancing so extremely that you move into a state of utter carelessness

Tomorrow in the club IM going to skit a biscuit

by Rager69 December 07, 2018


Thick biscuit

A tall skinny girl who is slim thick or in a girl named halis case she's thick slim thick she got a booty
I thick she pretty thick

YO YOU THICK SLIM THICK LIKE A THICK BISCUIT

by Slim thick hal April 01, 2018


Daddy biscuits

When your lover has a large, plump rump.

I was trying to focus but I couldn't stop staring at his daddy biscuits.

by Carlthecreator April 11, 2017