A lovely town in New Pieland, east of Preferbia. Elected Walter Robot The Jon has been the Mayor for a long while, but as he is absent at the moment, everything is falling apart a bit, and the Mayor's Assistant is currently dealing with Asininia, the rogue nation currently attempting to invade New Pieland for its resources.
A resident of Biscuit Town is often called a Biscuiteer.
"It is because I... am the mayor of Biscuit Town!" -Mayor The Jon, previous to his absence
Noun: A phrase that means to slide and ride the joy that is your penis being rubbed against by two asscheeks. Similar to a milkshake but reverse.
I was going to ask for a sausage biscuit instead because her tits were too small for a milkshake.
When you put your baby batter in a wrinkly, old woman.
Tim: How was the beach?
Jason: A lot better after I found a rich broad and gave her a droopy biscuit.
A hot women who's sweet like a biscuit but it’s a good one you want to slowly knaw on all day. In other words, a smokin hot bitch. Not no small biscuit from KFC that’s good for 3 seconds then it’s already in your system, a run of the mill cutie.
Anthony: “You Big Biscuit!”
Mila: “Thanks pal, but I’d rather die then touch you. Screw off goofy tooth lookin ass.”
Anthony: “Damn, another girl rejected me. I never gunnna loose no virginity. Maybe I should spend my f.u.n.d.s on plastic surgery to fix my messy self. I’m a moldy biscuit...”
Dancing so extremely that you move into a state of utter carelessness
Tomorrow in the club IM going to skit a biscuit
A tall skinny girl who is slim thick or in a girl named halis case she's thick slim thick she got a booty
I thick she pretty thick
YO YOU THICK SLIM THICK LIKE A THICK BISCUIT
When your lover has a large, plump rump.
I was trying to focus but I couldn't stop staring at his daddy biscuits.