Rural Dictionary

Biscuiteer

A member of Biscuit Town, whose mayor is the Jon

Rabbit: "Jon, why do you smell like gravy?"
Jon: "What, you mean you really don't know this?"
Rabbit: "I haven't a clue why you would smell like gravy."
Jon: "How long have we been working together?"
Rabbit: "A hundred and fifteen years, I believe."
Jon: "Do you not know why I smell like gravy!"
Rabbit: "No, I don't."
Jon: "Well, it's quite simple there buddy, eheheh.."
Rabbit: "It's very pungent when you get closer."
Jon: "Rabbit! It's because I am the Mayor of Biscuit Town!"
Rabbit: "Eh?"
Jon: "Thank you. Stay fluffy, stay fluffy!"

Mary: "I'm a Biscuiteer!"

by Quesadilla Rider September 23, 2012

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these biscuits

Popeyes bless your soul with these biscuits

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by robzerger February 27, 2017

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with a biscuit

the comparison of hitting someone with a combination or flurry of punches, usually 2 or 3 hits, with a personal fried chicken meal of the same number of pieces.

Because a 2 or 3 pc. meal usually includes a biscuit (among other things like a side dish), "with a biscuit" makes reference to this indirectly. This exclamatory term was coined by MaSTA SoLIDUS, and is usually used in multiplayer action games, or while watching anything where a person/party is hit with a combo of punches.

Sometimes contracted to just 'biscuit' or 'the biscuit'.

- "With a Biscuit"

- Man he tried to duck, so I caught him in the stomach...two piece. With a biscuit.

- All he does is give them the biscuit when he plays Gears of War.

by MaSTA_SoLIDUS October 10, 2008

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no biscuit

A rebuke for ill-considered or unsuccessful behavior; often, a parody of the phrase, "Bad dog! No biscuit!"

A website devoted to bad writing and its prevention:
"Bad fanfic! No biscuit!"

A math teacher to a class:
"No! No cancelling across a plus sign! Bad algebra! No biscuit!"

A blogger about his slow computer:
"Bad network! No biscuit!"

by Amar Nagesh May 18, 2009

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