boat washed

It means a guy got lucky, or had sex.

I got my boat washed last night.

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bro-boating

paddling (kayaking) with nothing but skin under a pfd.

man, look at those steezy kids bro-boating in the wave.

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Church boat

A nickname for a young woman's genitelia with a lot of pubic hair. A church boat is a narrow and long boat with lot's of paddles. Comes from Finnish but still applies in English.

-Hey, do you have any fetishes?
~Yeah, I'm really into hairy girls if you know what I''m sayin'.
-So, like church boats?
~ Damn right.

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boat hugger

Someone who constantly fails at tasks and who is never prepared.

A person who hugs boats.

Sir, Smith failed again.

That guy is a boat hugger.

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Paddle Boating

Like motor boating, except when the girl has small boobs.

Guy 1: Heard you motor boated Susie last night.
Guy2: More like paddle boating. Chick was flat.

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Sawing the boat in half

Taking things to extreme measures, just to prove a point

To show you the power of Flex Tape, I sawed this boat in half!
Man, he was really sawing the boat in half!

The Nude Boat Rower

A sex position where the female lays on the bed, legs apart, as the man thrusts in while moving his arms together to the side while alternating left and right in a rowing motion which makes him look like a naked boat rower.

"Jhonny pulled the Nude Boat Rower and I felt like we were on the ocean last night!"