Finger blasting you chick with a nectar collector in her ass and then pulling it out and taking a fat ole dab, then passing it around to all you friends
Me and the boys had a crusty bud after my chick left
Inserting your weed pipe in your girls ass, then pulling it out and taking a fat rip
I gave my girl a crusty bud and git lit
When your fingering your girl and suddenly fist her, forming your hand into a claw and yell money, money, money
Julian: Yo man you got some pussy last night
Kenny: Yeah man it was great I pulled the crusty lobster on her
When a woman shits on a mans pecker, and dries it out with a hairdryer until completely crusted over then jerks him off until every last dingleberry is gone.
We had McDonald’s then I got a fat crusty rusty from Becky last night.
The worn out asshole of a Dutch male prostitute after a busy weekend in Amsterdam.
Did you see Remko’s Crusty Fedora? He must’ve pulled a train last night.
Having such deep passion for the lord that the only way to function is through the divine process of crusting oneself. The back pressure from clenching your butt cheeks hard enough together is a good starting point.
When a spenkwich is sad, he gets crusty for Jesus
Overwhelmingly ugly and annoying, very unattractive. Most likely smells bad
Yeah, my ex-girlfriend was Ugo Crusty. I don’t know why I ever dated her