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Sudden Horniness at an inappropriate time
My boyfriend had a horn surge when the kids were around
When you aim your brasshole at the pressbox in a show
Band Director: OK, let's do a horn flash on this hit! We have to have shoulders in the form and brassholes to the box!
When a man inserts a screw driver into the end of his penis to make it seem longer during sex.
guy 1: dude she totally wants to fuck
guy 2: yeah but i got a small dick
guy 1: bro just do the long horned Rhino
Horns have to be appreciated every 7th December of the years. Cute ,long, fragile, small… horns have to be appreciated and loved on this day.
Guys it’s 7th December !!! It’s national horns appreciation day!!!! Hehehhe*insert character here* Ily
an instrument commonly used for bird-watchng and to celebrate a soccer games
"dude pass the swiggle horn i see a cardinal"
Using your finger to get your feet into a pair of dress shoes, when the shoe horn is backwards and you are hammered drunk.
Derek was so hammed his shoe horn was back wards so he had to resort the the double finger horn
A word I made up on holiday while I was drunk meaning penis
Me: i need a code name for dick
Drunk me: UNICORN FORN HORN