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A sexual act where one naked man sits on another mans hairy back in the riding position and jerks him off from underneath, and just before climaxing the 'horse' is forced to neigh and the 'jockey' shits all down his back, making a tail.
"Yo Steve we're doing the dark horse tonight."
"Please noo..."
"Please yes big boy"
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An unorthodox method of asking someone to shit (take a dump) on you. Horse is substituted for Shit.
Hoszie: Suck me off
Dalla: HORSE ON MY CHEST
Willie: Eat my ass
Dalla: HORSE ON ME
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Typically bartenders married to the bar's owner and older divorced women, war horses are a special breed. They have years of experience under their belt and are always looking for more. You can recognize them by their cock-trodden faces. They still have a hot body but beware of surgery, c-sections, old boyfriend's name tattoos, and huge meat drapes
"Yo I think that war horse would definitely eat your asshole"
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horse shit; chevaline doo-doo; arrant nonsense
Paul Krugman's book is a buncha horse pukky, if ya ask me!
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Over stereotyped girls who love their horses, love the barn, understand the nature of horses and love them.
IM NOT TALKING ABOUT THOSE TEN-YEAR-OLDS WHO PRETEND THEY ARE HORSES. Fun fact: THOSE PEOPLE ARE CALLED IDIOTS!
I'm talking about me and my friends who would rather scoop poop and clean tack than go shopping.
Idiot: Wait so you're a horse girl? Aren't you a little old for that?
Horse girl: Oh, so your breathing? aren't you a little stupid for that?
Idiot: Horse girls are 10-year-olds.
Horse girl: I've been riding since I was 8 and I'm still a horse girl.
Idiot: You're weird. I mean, horseback-riding isn't even a sport
Horse girl: You try jumping three feet into the air on an animal literally 5 times bigger then you, not knowing if you're going to fall or not. try speaking a language with your hands, like sign language, with something that ISN'T HUMANNNNNN!!!
(the biting parts, not a stereotype. we are bitches when you talk badly about our babiessssss!!!!!!!!!!!
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Horse poo, scat, shit, doo-doo, turds, crap, etc.
Smart Person: Watch out for those horse apples!
Dummy: What?! Ew! I just stepped in poop!
Smart Person: Told you so.
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