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Hey boss sorry I’m late. Are we getting off at 10 a.m today so I can take a nap by 11. Also have you seen my new hammock I installed in the not so much work van. Lazy employee
A lazily preformed handjob with your less dominant hand (most likely the left one)
"I couldn't be bothered last night, so I just gave John a lazy left"
A big shit talking cunt who does absolute Fuck all except talk shit and act like a movie star.
Hey Mate, can you help us finish all this work? We need to produce a result in the morning!
Nah, I'll just do a visual!
Lazy Cunt!
A sentence in english containing every word in the alphabet. Most used in text font downloading websites.
The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog is a silly sentence!
1. Being sure of one's lack of interest in something before they know what it is.
2. The the ability to predict the future and want nothing to do with it.
Steve: Mike! how the hell did you not have to work today? The line was out of the store!
Mike: Yeah, I have what ya call, "Pre-laziness." I asked for the day off two months ago.
It's when a person offers their help or has to provide their help that really doesn't want to. Then the effort put forth is less then adequate the least possible that is needed in hopes of getting out of having to do it.
Look at Cody over there lazy-skating that fence he is painting. He's done 1 fence and I've done 5. He should be embarrassed to collect his check.