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A person who is at heart a right wing, but is labeled as a liberal because they take on positions associated with Liberals. But in reality, they believe that they along with their ideologies are above all others. Examples include Black Supremists, Radical Feminists, Self Righteous Vegans, and Evangelical Atheists. Their favorite activities include trying to get even with everyone who oppressed their people over 100 years ago, and have never dealt with oppression, screaming racism, sexism, ect anytime they do not get their way. It started off well intended as a liberal movement to bring equality to everyone, but the Right wing philosophy got in the way exulting the formerly oppressed group above the group that oppressed them.
Liberal Right wing
Thanks to them, we have to show special sensitivity to Black people, while a black person can make fun of a white person.
Thanks to them, many men cannot get jobs, cause many over sensitive women pressed charges for sexual harassment just because he held the door open for her, and she percieved it as sexual harassment.
Next they are probably going to ban eating meat. Thats fine if Vegans want to be vegetarians, but dont force others to.
More idiots who will not let us use the word Merry Christmas or set up a nativity scene, because some over sensitive Atheist finds this offensive.
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People who have overwhelming support but think they have underwhelming support
Man 1: Hey wanna be a liberal? There arent many of us, maybe we can make a change
Man 2: i hear more than half the population are liberals
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What you call a Hillary Clinton follower now that they've lost the election.
What you'd call a Clinton follower who refuses to acknowledge the new president elect.pussy homo liberal:what you call a rioter who denies the right to choose an elected president.
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In a world where sparkle is valued over substance, looking like you have the perfect family is far more important than maintaining one. Same goes for looking like you're an aging hippie. But only when these two pretenses have been combined, granted the pretender earns an average household income of anywhere between 35-60 thousand dollars a year, you have the beginning of a Brady Bunch of Liberals.
BBL refers specifically to a nuclear (two parents and a kid+), lower middle to middle class family that subsists on two -or more, if one of the kids gets a job at the local head shop or 7/11- incomes. They pretend that their domestic life is perfect, but at the same time complain about all the vintage foreign film posters and African inspired baskets they could have bought with their children's tuition money.
The kids, despite living in an upscale city suburb with so much exposure to all that real world hustle 'n' bustle, are flat-out naive. This is because they are A) Too evolved for TV. B) Too poor for TV. C) Watch boot legs of 70's cartoons fanatically. A cult-like celebration is held every time Moon Bird II figures out a cuss word, or Baby Lyric jacks-off in front of Mom's progressive book club.
It is no doubt that Mom and Dad BBL were avid drug users, alcoholics, and over-all complete wastes of space in their hay-day, which is why they're so LIBERAL with letting a 5 year old puff a cigarette or providing their son with the Karma Sutra for his Bar Mitzvah at the recording studio in the ghetto that some guy runs as a synagogue when not paying his bail fine.
So in short: They'll assist a 12-year-old girl to get drunk off her ass for "educational reasons", but seeing as she's been raised in a Brady Bunch of Liberals, she better get her shoes off the couch or "so help me, Fictional Character Known As Jesus!!!!!!!!!!"
Man 1: I saw Man 2 at Bed, Bath, and Beyond yesterday. I swear, his wife's making them a Brady Bunch of Liberals.
Man 3: How so?
Man 1: He was asking the clerk for scented candles in the shape of various religious symbols to "light in the windowsill come Chrismahannukwanza day.
Girl 1: Want to come over tomorrow?
Girl 2: Yeah, we can go to the pool.
Girl 1: Actually, I was wondering if you could come to this protest rally with me and my Mom's girlfriend? It's in DC.
Girl 2: That's sort of far away. I might need to call you some time tonight when I've asked my parents.
Girl 1: Don't call after 7:00, that's Wind-Down time.
Girl 2: ....
Girl 1: You know, meditation, to help me go to sleep...
Girl 2: At 7 PM?
Girl 1: I'll just smoke some pot if I'm not tired yet.
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Let us take into consideration the hippy liberal movement of the 60’s.
Point in fact that the hippy movement was centered on San Francisco California in the 60’s. Keep in mind the fact that the momentum occurred from resulting ideology centered on LSD and a “tune in and drop out” frame of mind. Now the hippy liberalism has evolved but not changed and the essence of the skew quote is demonstrated in modern day California and the national democratic party.
You are a sad example of Liberal Hippy Politics if you do not post and read this.
Example:
California has an enormous debt caused by hippy liberal politics. Californian hippy liberals understand that this ideology of enormous spending cannot sustain itself and “Change” must occur. Given the nature of a “hypocrite liberal”, they see only one solution. This is to elect the same and even bigger spending progressives into office. This is demonstrated in the recent elections as not one incumbent seat was lost.
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Pure Liberal Hippy Politics
Obama
5.5 Million
Remember in this definition "Hippy" is short for "Hypocrite".
Liberal Hippy Politics states:
“I do think at a certain point you’ve made enough money.”
Obama lecturing on the ill restraint of the private free capitalist sector.
Obama made 5.5 million in 2009 alone.
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Sophomoric acronym made up by drugged up socialist/leftists college kids, similar to Operation Iraqi Freedom, who believe the tripe of the left. For males, it gets them a lot of leftist 'tang. For females, it gives them the appearence of intelligence to rail against the establishment when it only serves to further demonstrate their naivete in world affairs.
Male war protestor: Bush is sofaking stupid, blah blah blah...only in it for oil...Operation Iraqi Liberation...blah blah blah.
Female lefty: I agree. It's not like he did it to get rid of a horrible dictator, his only motivation is oil. In fact, did you know that he needs refined petroleum so that he can breathe fire and eat babies?
Male War Protestor: Cool cool...wanna bang?
Female lefty: Sure!
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