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A girl that is gorgeous with a gazillion amazing features that is the love of everyones lives as soon as she walks into them
I wanna be like char martin when im older she's so hot
Co-Founder Tea Party Patriots. Tips, Tales, and Thoughts of Peach State. Christian, Conservative, was Republican now American. Live laugh love. Uncomfortable with same sex anything.
I got shot by Jenny Beth Martin when I tried to kiss my boyfriend.
He cooks delicious meals for his loved ones. He is very jolly and he is a positive thinker.
He is charismatic and likes to tell jokes.
He is a dancer and a baller!!
When he discovers new passion, he really pushes himself to do it.
He has a girlfriend named Ariane Rose who loves him deeply and enjoys their time together, “always!”
Paolo Martin is the bomb!
Paolo Martin is the best!
A childish boy who drinks bud every night and thinks he can always win at monopoly.
He has a small willy and never gets a shag.
Omg he’s just like Conner Martin
Only accept facts making your point/argument even stronger/better, and completly ignore every other fact regarding the topic.
DT Martin
Girl: I heard you were doing a Martin.
Boy with a very small penis: What is that?
Girl: It's when you hear everything a person tells you, but only accept the facts that proves your point.
When having sexual intercourse in the missionary position and the woman lifts her upper body toward you to kiss you, so you stiff arm her in the chest and push her back into the mattress.
He was an animal in there last night, cause he gave me The Dusty Martin