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when you have so much fun that you wouldn't notice if you were covered in shit.
You go to the movies and buy a huge popcorn bucket for you and your girlfriend. You both go sit down in the theater and you (the male) keeps the bucket over your pants. While your girlfriend is not looking, you (the male) puts your dick through the bottom of the popcorn bucket (make sure your hard), when your chick wants some popcorn, everytime she goes to get some she will fondle with your dick and when she realizes it, you will get the greatest BJ of your life.
I pulled a popcorn monster last evening, and my wifey loved me all night in bed.
a little, green penis shaped creature with eyes and a huge grin with somewhat pointy teeth that runs in place on 4 legs. (This is only in visible form.) He is also known as Bob the Invisible Penis Monster.
Aaahhh! The Penis Monster is going to attack me!!!
best damn monster in sesame street who gets orgasms eating cookies.
cookie monster went to rehab in family guy.
The wall in the left field of Boston's Fenway Park. The wall is about 25 feet tall and robs many a batter of a homerun, hence the monster. The walls are primarily green at Fenway, hence the "green".
It is also the nickname of the lame new mascot for the Red Sox. Don't get me wrong, they are my favorite baseball team, but Wally the Green Monster mascot guy in a suit sucks.
Ex 1: "Trot Nixon blasted a 2-out opposite field dinger over the GREEN MONSTER to put the sox on top in the bottom of the eighth..."
Ex 2: "Kids these days are getting screwed out of cool mascots. I guess Wally the Green Monster is cooler than the MSU Sparty..."
when someone who hasn't had energy drinks before has monster for the first time, then start talking really fast about pointless things and laughing uncontrollably.
can happen because they have a low tolerance for energy drinks, or they think that's how they're supposed to react, and are just using it as an excuse to act stupid.
Jill: "oh WOW i'm so high on monster! You look preeeetty."
Jake: "...you just had 2 sips of that. it's monster, not vodka. chill out."