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taking out girls to bowl in the hopes of receiving sexual pleasures
Bowling for beaver tip: guy wins game , guy doesn't get punani..
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When a bitch is so fat her stomach hangs down to her pussy... beaver
"Hey did you see Steve's new girlfriend? That bitch has a huge beaver blanket... Beaver
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A reference to the breath of a lesbian, or a reference to a lesbian in general.
From the smell of her breath it was quite odvious that Bard was clearly a beaver breather.
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A salt beaver is a tweaker who goes to an afterparty after an already long night. Salt beavers take cabs everywhere and are higher order mammals when compared to the ill-favored swamp donkey.
Cab driver: "Why are you talking politics to me, you "Salt beaver"? Why don't you get to bed at a reasonable hour?"
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Alternate name for chapstick. Named because of an ingredient in chapstick which apparently is derived from beaver genitals. No, I swear it is, I have a link somewhere.
D00d, you got any beaver genitals on you?
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When Jon starts acting all crazy at work, jumping off the walls and shit.
Don't let him have that smoothie or he's gonna go rabid beaver.
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Often people will buff the beaver when playing tennis or enjoying a glass of kool-aid.
In the Gianni region of Mickleover buffing the beaver often refers to the process of ritualistic sado-masachism with real beavers, and the other sort also.
I'm not going to work today, I was totally buffing the beaver last night and now my sinks blocked.
And no, not that sink.
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