Date a person who's name starts with P
Girl: Hey Peter we have to date
Peter: what why?
Girl: it's October 5 silly
The day Roosevelt absolutely demolishes Washington with the power of Gatorade
John:it’s October 5th bro
Ben:you mean Washington is about to get destroyed?
a mix of 5 hour energy and NyQuil
that guy drank a 5 Quil? Shit, no wonder he's tripping out like that
the day a fine ass bitch was born
n:what’s td
b:it’s february 5th
n:what’s that
b:a bad bitch bday
Is a way to see if a guy is your type or meets your standards through the five h’s: hair, height, hands, hygiene and humour.
person 1: ‘ did he have the 5 H’s’
person 2: ‘ he only had hair and hygiene’
November 5 is international hamhams day.
Look, her gf sent him a booty pic on November 5 - hamhams day.
the day when you can hug EVERYONE .
*hugs a stranger*
stranger : bro what the fu-... oh wait its november 5