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Someone who constantly needs to be babysat when they drink, almost to the point where you won't drink with them.
Joe: Tim wants to go out tonight but he's so much work to drink with
John: Yeah he gets sloppy real quick, fucking daycare drunk, I don't want to have to take care of him all night.
Tim: LETS GET WASTEY
So drunk that people question if they should call the ambulance for you. Regular amount of drunk for scandinavians
Should we call the ambulance? No she is just scandinavian drunk.
Soaking a tampon in alcohol than shoving it in your vagina or asshole to make you feel drunk
Her mom can smell alcohol in her breath so we have to get tampon drunk
When someone gets drunk and tries to give herself a pedicure and finds out later that they are not the her liking.
Sally got a tad tipsy at my house the other night and decided to give herself a pedicure in the middle of my bathroom floor. She resulted with a case of drunk toes.
the act of, after having passed out drunk, rising up and wandering around half conscious, and finally urinating, more often than not in an incredibly absurd location that you somehow have imagined is the toilet.
Witness: "get a little tipsy last night?"
Drunk pisser: "I guess so why?"
Witness: "I walked into the kitchen and found you drunk pissing in the refrigerator!"
Kiss drunk is basically a kiss so good it leaves you in a daze to where you feel drunk, sort of like the term pussy drunk
Dude have you seen Jason’s face? He’s totally kiss-drunk from that girl that kissed him earlier..
To study for such a long period of time, and in a intense manner, that you text people stuff that may or may not make sense.
A: Are you ok? your texts are really weird.
B: Yeah, I know, I become incoherent when I'm study-drunk.