jacked to the bone

The act of being so overly joyed that it sends shivers down your spine, which is made of bones.

Yeah, dude, I was so jacked to the bone when he called me up. It was awesome.

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peel the bone

To rub the penis.
handjob

Hey, Tamara, come over here and peel the bone.

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Dry Bone

The act of penetrating a vagina or anus without prior foreplay (human skin-on-skin contact) or lubrication.

Ok, so I'd had a beer or two. On my way home, kebab in hand, I called in on an 'old friend'. Having spent my energies devouring the stale kebab, I revealed my boner and penetrated the walls of her superdry cobwebbed vagina. It was the first skin on skin contact we had made. We didn't even pass one word of conversation. I went home.

eg: Simon and Sharon both agreed there was more moisture in the single tear rolling down her cheek than there had been throughout the 30 minute dry bone session.

Remember kids, a tub of vasoline is easily available from the local drugstore. this simple precaution vastly reduces your chances of encountering the dry bone

eg:
Lucy: "Boots are doing a speical offer on vasoline, its 2-for-1!"
Cecile: "Thanks all the same, but I'm a dry bone kinda gal!"

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soup bone

Slang for a baseball/softball pitcher's pitching arm.

Catcher: How's the ol' soup bone doin after reconstructive surgery?

Pitcher: It's feeling sharp after my rehab. I hope to be there at the start of spring training.

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nerd boning

The act of intense study of a particular subject, usually the night before an assignment is due in.

Derived from The Simpsons quote: "Well, if it isn't the leader of the weiner patrol, boning up on his nerd lessons".

John: Looks like we'll have to do some nerd boning for this test.

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Brookelle Bones

The coolest scene queen to ever walk the earth. Tons of people try to pose as her.

Hey, who's that awesome looking girl?

Oh, that's just Brookelle Bones.

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Bone Smuggler

Referring to a gay, bisexual person, a person who likes anal.
Bone Smuggling is the art of a BONER being Smuggled into the rear of another being. Therefore, Smuggling the bone(r).

Guy: Hmm, I'm a Bone Smuggler
Girl: Aiii PAPI!!! Smuggle that bone all you want!

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