Defani One

A music streaming platform built by geeky nerds, Finlay Campbell and Thomas Summerfield

Max: Hey John, Check out my tunes on Defani One
John: Whats that

Max: Its the future of music streaming loser

one with shrek

someone who is sexy enough to stand by shrek our god

I am now one with shrek our lord and saviour

One sacked

When a individual is non sober with either weed or alcohol.

Zack: Fam man’s one sacked....
Colton: Ya fam’s one sacked....lol

One Day

Expression used to describe those who, after performing amazing deeds for one day, begin boasting about them.

Person 1: "I started going to the gym yesterday and I'm bigger than you"
Person 2: "One day of going to the gym and now you think you're the rock"

Healthy One

When A large amount of poop is released from the body and the person has a refreshing feeling afterwards

Kiersten : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! That's it baby cum for me!
Jake : Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhh! O Crap!
Kiersten : Oh Baby What's Wrong?
Jake : I need to poop!
Kiersten : God Damn't Hurry Up!
Jake : Ahhhh! That was A Healthy One!
Kiersten : Gee thanks for sharing I hope you flushed?
Jake : Nope I want you to see my masterpiece for yourself!
Kiersten : You Mother Fucker go flush the damn toilet or no more sex tonight!
Jake : Fine i'll just take a picture of my Healthy One!
Kiersten : Put my phone down You Piece Of Shit!
Jake : Oops I dropped it in my poo!
Kiersten : YOU FUCKER!!!

one sitting

Doing something without stopping for a Limited Period

I Drunk 5 Bottles in One Sitting

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One Trippin'

When you do whatever you have to do to avoid a second trip.

when you go shopping at the store and you have 20 bags in the trunk. You try to get all the bags on your arms and fingers to avoid having to go back out to the car.

"Went to the store and was one trippin' 20 bags into the house"

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