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8 Aug. every year!
International Female Orgasm Day
An annual celebration held on August 8th, dedicated to recognizing, honoring, and promoting the importance of female pleasure and sexual satisfaction worldwide.
Person 1: "Yo, did you hear it's International Female Orgasm Day?!"
Person 2: "Yeah, the women are probably FREAKING right now!"
Person 3 (woman): "Hell yeah we are!"
When you dick her down so fast and forcefully that the momentum of your penis thrusts against her stomach and she vomits everywhere.
How did the date go last night?
Fantastic. I juiced up so much that when I was ramming her cheeks I just kept getting faster and stronger until she Korean Orgasmed all over herself
When you simultaneously bust a nut a puke your guts out
“Man I feel like shit but at least I ate a Reese’s cup and KitKat so I can orgasm-up.”
A term used to describe the full body experience of pleasure received by a particular song or musical collaboration.
"Fuck dude! That song was totally Musically Orgasmic!"
"Oh man, when those drums kicked in, I jizzed a little, it was THAT Musically Orgasmic!"
A condition where epileptics orgasm while having a seizure. It is incredibly difficult to help people suffering from this, as they are also usually intensely attracted to lampposts while influenced. #saveourlamposts was a campaign started by Gigi Hadid, who got 47 different countries to recognize lampposts as sentient beings. At the moment, around 10000 people worldwide identify as a lamppost. People with this condition usually also have massive tits.
person a: eyo wtf is brad doing?
person b: hes having an orgasmic seizure
person a: tf is that?
person b: idfk
A fork like head massager with multiple metallic flexible spokes. When used on the head, especially behind the ear, it inevitably starts to feel almost like an orgasm. Works best when someone else uses this to messages on another one’s head.
Hey Jonah, can you pass me the orgasm fork from the table, I need a good orgasmic head massage. Also, Jonah, would you please be kind enough to help me out with this? It has more effect when someone else does it.