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A little man who loves his penguins too much. Way too much if you know what I mean 😳🫢🫣
That dude is such a Jayden Penguin y know?
1. A man who hides his own insecurities of not performing
as good in bed as her past lovers, by shaming and or gaslighting
a woman for the amount of sexual partners she has had.
2. A man who only sees a woman's value by the thickness of her hymen,
while ignoring her personality, creativity, work ethic, intelligence
skills and talents.
When a lion takes over a pride from another male(s) they do not ask the lioness about their "body count", because he is not insecure about it...he's the Alpha.
In contrast a Penguin female has a low body count. She also feeds the male regurgitated fish while he carries there baby's egg under his testicles in the frozen snow.
My Alpha Penguin ex-boyfriend tried to slut shame me, even though he has slept with many women.
The Alpha Penguin hides behind a righteous façade of purity to protect his fragile ego.
when a drunk person (typically a man) walks off to bed with his pants dropped to his ankles. He most likely doesn't know why the pants were dropped and most likely wont remember in the morning.
Fred was so messed up last night that I saw him "penguining" off towards his bedroom.
When your significant other ties your ankles together and pukes in your mouth in a motherly way
My friend loves penguining with his girlfriend
An exclamation used in place of curse words
Dude 1: Dude, did you do the Algebra homework?
Dude 2: FLYING PENGUINS! I forgot!!
Push down somebody down the stairs and use her/him as a sled
Y’all I used my brother as a Penguin Sled
Penguin that sits on your porch, definetly not racist slang.
Bunners porch penguins are not racist because they are both black and white.