1. A euphimism for any horrible cancerous tumor.
2. The sexual position.
3. A dance move, consisting of pantomiming meeching and waddling while bobbing the head right and left and the posterior up and down.
1. Sorry about the squishy penguin in your brain.
2. I got to left field last night. that's right, the squishy penguin.
3. I won the national squishy penguin dance award.
Step 1. Collect dog poop at your local dog park.
Step 2. Kidnap an albino.
Step 3. Paint their arms and sides with your collection of dog poop.
"I totally hot penguined that albino kid."
Jacking off or getting a hand job using snow or ice as lube.
Alternate meaning: when a programmer is verbally masterbating about their code.
I want some action in the cold snow baby.
Sure, pull down your pants and I'll beat the penguin numb as a stranger.
It's when you pull your girlfriend's dress up over her head and she chases you around the bedroom.
While exercising Blind the Penguin my girlfriend knocked over the refrigerator while tap dancing.
when a man puts his ballsack inside a woman's booty during intercourse.
Did you see the recent post about the alaskan penguin sex position? Probably best done with lube if the nutsack is going in her booty.
“A term used to describe a YouTuber who gets into a controversy and then receives criticism from moistCr1TiKaL
After making a controversial statement in his latest video, the YouTuber was quickly criticized by moistCr1TiKaL and therefore was Penguinized.
1. A man who hides his own insecurities of not performing
as good in bed as her past lovers, by shaming and or gaslighting
a woman for the amount of sexual partners she has had.
2. A man who only sees a woman's value by the thickness of her hymen,
while ignoring her personality, creativity, work ethic, intelligence
skills and talents.
When a lion takes over a pride from another male(s) they do not ask the lioness about their "body count", because he is not insecure about it...he's the Alpha.
In contrast a Penguin female has a low body count. She also feeds the male regurgitated fish while he carries there baby's egg under his testicles in the frozen snow.
My Alpha Penguin ex-boyfriend tried to slut shame me, even though he has slept with many women.
The Alpha Penguin hides behind a righteous façade of purity to protect his fragile ego.