porking croats

v. Getting badly beaten in a sporting contest, business deal etc. Usually used after a grandiose declaration of certain victory.

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Watch your mouth coach. No ridiculous predictions. We do not want to be porking croats tomorrow at the Superbowl.

Pork Rub

Someone or something Anti Casual, with a problem eating pork and a yapping problem....and probably your nickname in highschool.

"Looks like good ol pork rub is coming to Christmas this year, what should we get her?"

"Redbull and ham!"

pork-a-lork

To pen a meat sock.

I was pork-a-lorkin Yolanda's fine ass last night.

Porked

When a male is fucking another person, and when they're about to cum they say " oink oink" or squeal like a pig ( each to their own) and as the partner looks up at you, you whisper " did you like my pork sausage"

Jesse: I porked my girl lastnight

George: oh really bro did she like your pork sausage

Porked

In a difficult situation

“I have no idea what to do… I’m so porked

Porked

Insulting someone who fell for a dumb scam.

You dumb as shit bro, you seriously got porked by that guy?

pork on the daily

Fucking bloody and vigorously for hours on end over an extension of time

I pork on the daily till the bloody rash ripped her skin apart.