a high tech redneck is some one who has more computer parts on his lawn than he has grass.
you know your a high tech redneck when you build an outhouse that has a T1 (or greater) line connecting it to the out side world.
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A Redneck Swimming Pool is a pool of water in the bed of a pickup truck used by rednecks to bathe in.
Toothless Joe didn't have enough money to get his own private pool so instead he filled his pickup truck with water and used it as his own private pool. In other words, he made his own Redneck Swimming Pool.
a guy from peters that drives a pick up truck and probably has an instagram name that isnβt his actual name tends to post pictures of the deer he has killed and tends to wear loose baggy jeans with work boots and flannels to school and everywhere else might wear baseball hats a lot and probably does yard work for a part time job
though this may sound like your typical redneck, this type of redneck is very different itβs a PETERS TOWNSHIP redneck
that peters township redneck posted some videos of his truck with some super bad country music playing in the background on his snap story the other day
Pulling out the bottom of your t-shirt to create a 'pouch' for holding ice dispensed from a machine. Utilized when a bucket or other receptacle is not abailable.
Don couldn't find an ice bucket in the hotel room, so he utilized his redneck ice bucket to bring some back to the room.
A youngster born and raised in the backwoods who dresses and behaves as if he is from the mean streets of the most dangerous part of the ghetto.
Bubba is a ghetto redneck hoodrat acting like he's from 5th Ward but he really lives with his parents way back in the thicket off of Walnut Burl Rd.
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The man, the myth, the legend. Bebo is a short, round, ginger, social media comedian who loves laughter and life.
Bebo the Redneck Pimp just uploaded a new video and it is lit!
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A pile of leaves used as a foam pit.
Cletus: Hey Jimbob are you gonna try that jump on your tricycle?
Jimbob: Not unless I get meself one of them redneck foam pits.
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