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Lighten up, chill out, not take things too seriously
Aaron, she was salting the possum before work so she could deal with her lab mates bullshit
Oh! Good for her. Maybe we should all salt a possum
An intimacy technique involving starting with less pressure than you think you need and increasing until it’s just right.
“She doesn’t really like it when I finger her. Says it’s too aggressive.”
“Bro, she’ll like it. You just have to salt to taste.”
An intimacy technique involving starting with less pressure than you think you need and increasing until it’s just right.
“She doesn’t really like it when I finger her. Says it’s too aggressive.”
“Bro, she’ll like it. You just have to salt to taste.”
When you split a Costco Chicken bake, shove on half up your ass, then the other on your dick. From there your girl will eat it off for full effect.
Dude what did you do with that girl? It sounded like it hurt.
Oh yeah, she gave me a Costco Salt Job.
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The salt like residue left behind on your moustache as a result of performing cunnilingus on a female with a smelly, salty and probably very acidic genital area.
Hey bro did you hear Zak got terrible moustache salt after eating out his new girlfriend?!
When a women pokes holes into in a unsuspecting man condoms
Did you hear Jim having a kid . Yeah he got salt shakered .
Man-Shmeg Bermudas Orange Tang Old Salt
Todd's dad Burnee just got back from a weekend sea tour of the Bermudas. He left a crusty ring of orange crumbs on Todd's toilet seat to say howdy. That's the old salt all right.