Orson Scott Card

A master of science fiction and/or fantasy writing. He is the author of four of the best books in history: the Ender saga, as well as the related Ender's Shadow series, which are books set in the same universe. Also wrote Homecoming Series and Alvin Maker series. Lives in Greensboro, NC, USA.

Orson Scott Card is the MAN dude! His new book, Shadow of the Giant, just came out!

Oh shizzile, you're right dude! I'll go get it now!

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Scott Middle School

A broke ass school located in Indiana. The teachers are wack. The girls are whores and have nothing better to do than create unnecessary drama. The boys aren’t loyal and are slow as fuck. The girls always smellin like fish and coochie. The boys either put on too much cologne or too less. Scott is basically a big ass diaper that has been shat in and hasn’t been changed for a century.

conan: “aye you tryna hang out at Scott Middle School later?”
jason: “...bro are you serious? that school is wack as hell”

One Shot Scott

A term for one who is clutch at making the last beer pong shot. often chanted by teammates and observers.

Brian is the best One Shot Scott, if he gets down to one cup the game is pretty much over

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Michael Scott (The Office)

God No Please NO, NOOoooOOOOOooooooooooOXO

Stupid Michael Scott (The Office) I will kill him.

D-Scott Virus

The D-Scott Virus is an overarching name given to any and all diseases--great and small. While it is traditionally associated with common airbourne illnesses, it can actually range anywhere from something as small as a sneeze to something as great as the AIDS. While the origins of the disease are unknown to the medical community, there is rampant speculation that it originates from a host in southwest Ohio.

Person A: "Ahhh-CHOOOO!"
Person B: "Watch out, dude, you could be spreading the D-Scott Virus!"

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Leon “Scott” Edwards

Leon “Fish Eyes” Scott is a less known Mix Martial Artist from Grand Brittain, famous to be insatiable in the art of wining and begging for big fights to no avail. He is most recognized for being on the receiving end of the 3-piece and a soda by the Gamebred fighter in addition to shouting obliteration towards Cowboy Cerrone only to go to full distance with him. He continues on his grinding journey to come up the rankings, but it’s not looking great for him.

When Leon “Scott” Edwards fights, everyone goes to sleep.

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Orson Scott Card

The science fiction/fantasy writing GOD, author of the four best books in history; the Ender saga, as wells as the next three best books ever, Ender's Shadow, books set in the same universe.

You should go by some books by Orson Scott Card right NOW!

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