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Sex in a vehicle of some sort.
Me and Taylor are going to partake in some vehicular sexuals in her car.
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The belief that you will never get laid.
John: Man, I have no girlfriend or any ability to talk to women. I'm 27 and I'm still a virgin.
Dave: That sucks. Have you tried everything?
John: Yeah, I just can't get laid no matter what. I think I'll convert to Sexual Atheism.
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A woman who is a lesbian and at the same time is always in need of sexual companionship. As in they need and want sexual contact with other woman, they just like woman sex. But neither of them can be butch
morganne- I'm not a sexual lesbian
rebecca- No, your a non-sexual lesbian
erin- sexual woman crave sex
markie- non-sexual woman like butches
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A strap on for vegetarians who are unable to have meat (penis) in sexual intercourse due to their beliefs.
Marit: I would love to have sex with you, but I'm a vegetarian.
Trent: That's alright, (pulls out strap on) I have sexual tofu.
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what the fuck do you think a sexual coupon is?
For my birthday, my girlfriend got me a sexual coupon for 20% off. I don't know what the fuck that means though
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Zero-Sexual is when an individual is attarcted to neither females nor males. They are attracted to no one at all. AT ALL.
Girl: I tried to get with her, she said she dosen't like girls.
Boy: Yeah, I did too and she dosen't like boys.
Girl: I think she's Zero-Sexual
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People who are only attracted to people named Julia
Liam: Did you scope out the new students?
Matt: sorry I'm Julia sexual
Liam: wtf
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