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To intentionally fall asleep shortly during a lecture whilst being hungover.
So i was at a club last night, and I did a Simon today during General Linguistics!
Someone who is a Kent and also a Simon
Kent Simon is an alpha chad
A popular vlogger who is also know as Tommyinnit and TommyVODS
"Have you seen Tom Simons 's newest vlog?"
"Yes! It was really good"
"Hey bro have you seen Simon Viklund's music?"
"Yeah, They're banger!"
"Hey bro have you seen Simon Viklund's music?"
"Yeah bro, They a banger!"
Man about Town. Can be seen at most local watering holes and/or golfing establishments. Usually a Tottenham Hotspurs Fan. Superpowers include: Flight. Banter. Flexible Hips.
Also capable of achieving superhuman feats using Tongue such as: Deadlifting Bollocks,
Tongue press ups. Infinite Tongue Licks.
Approach with caution. Friendly exterior gives way to deep seated aggression. Often mistaken for an inbetweener.
"Look over there, I think it's Simon Tongue"
"No, its just an inbetweener with a golf club"
"Bloody hell mate did you see that fight?"
"Yeah he gave more licks than Simon Tongue"