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Steven Callas

CA, USA. • Military • Greek
Don’t be his friend.
Don’t date him.
Don’t marry him.
His family warns the new partner.
Covering his infidelity.
Avoidant Attachment Style.
When he leaves the new partner.
His family will slander your name.
To avoid his accountability.
Breaking the Honor Code of the academy.
Save your time.
Save your heart.

You deserve better.” - Steven Callas
“I don’t deserve you.” - Steven
“We grew apart over time.” - Steven
The other girl couldn’t handle the long distance.” - His sister
“All relationships go to the wayside.” - His sister

by OfficialKarma December 8, 2023


Steven watts

Sexy as f--+and knows it. Good pretender when it comes to sincerety and a great seducer of the ladies. He was put on this earth to make all girls feel beautiful no matter their looks, weight,or moral turpitude. He is a Greek god like man with his chiseled features. He is so nice to look at even the straightest men see him and say, ' wow, he's a god damn movie star !'

Wow that's Steven Watts I thought he was a Greek statue over there with his annoying perfect chiseled features!

by Dirty little manning girl March 5, 2024


Lord Steven Q. Fletcher Esquire Goldfish The Third

The bestest character from The Adventure Zone.

Person 1: Who is your favorite fantasy character?
Person 2 (me): Lord Steven Q. Fletcher Esquire Goldfish The Third

by Your friendly neighborhood idi October 23, 2020


Steven's Law

When a piece of media (most often a show) is objectively badly written, it will garner fans anyway due to mental health awareness and/or LGBTQ representation. Some examples include 13 Reasons Why, Glee Club, and the namesake of this law, Steven Universe. It may also very well be the case that the media has some redeeming qualities, such as good character moments, or good visual composition, however these qualities are a vast minority compared to the objectively bad narratives within the show.

Person A: "I like insert media because it has gays in it!"

Person B: "Is it really good, or are you following Steven's Law?"

by currysandwhichrabbit March 21, 2022


Mike stevens

A huge dickfore.

Q-What's a dickfore? A-Mike Stevens. That's a dickfore

by gabehcueD February 19, 2016


Steven Sebastian santos

Simply the best at everything he does. In the tree world he is regarded as a god. If ever you ever get the chance to meet him, you're truly best and gods favor is apon you.

Who's the best that ever did it? Steven Sebastian Santos

by Apple sauce to a boss May 26, 2022


JOE STEVENS

A sexy hot guy with abs and likes to party all the time.

Wow look at Joe Stevens he's sooooo cute!

by 13kz67ash June 13, 2022