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Fairy tale hairy tail

When someone uses a combination of fairy tales and dodgy stories to describe something or an event.

James was so vague and all over the place man telling me what happened in the bar last night, his usual fairy tale hairy tail kinda storytelling!

by pouyabagheri June 8, 2019


Mouse tail tea bag

When a man sits between a womans legs while she is on her period. He then only uses his teath to pull her tampon out, hitting himself in the face.

I was so drunk last night, i had a mouse tail tea bag from my wife.

by chino_on_ice January 15, 2012


Cooking Up Lobster Tails

Actually not a euphemism or metaphor for anything, some guys just fucking love lobster tails

This guy is homeless, but he loves cooking up lobster tails and eating olives straight from the jar

by thebigyeti March 14, 2021


Cooler than a giraffe’s tail

A phrase common in Southern California, started by the younger generation. Often used to express great fondness of an object, person, etc.

Person 1: Look at that surfboard over there dude
Person 2: That’s cooler than a giraffe’s tail!
Person 1: I know right?!

by TaeTaeBear_Bts March 10, 2021


Pick up a tail from

To follow clues and info about something in order to accomplish something.

"Nelson, his wife Helen, and his associate John Paul Chase picked up a tail from the FBI in the town of Barrington, near Chicago. After a short chase, the two camps were picketed across from each other hurling bullets."

"I got to pick up a tail from this girl's heart with her friends. She is too much mysterious."

by linkc007 May 30, 2017


wing wanger for a duck's tail

Any item or tool whose name doesn't immediately come to you.

"Would you hand me that....that...wing wanger for a duck's tail, so I can finish the oil change."

by jeremy white August 7, 2006

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San Francisco Rooster Tail

This is when one or more parties engage in sexual activity with a frozen chicken leg inserted in their anus.

I probably got sominilia from doing that San Francisco Rooster Tail a couple weeks ago.

by Chicagodan June 3, 2011

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