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my nightmare, but i can’t live without it
-i can’t go out, the formula one race is in hours. and is the last race of the year, i can’t miss it
A music streaming platform built by geeky nerds, Finlay Campbell and Thomas Summerfield
Max: Hey John, Check out my tunes on Defani One
John: Whats that
Max: Its the future of music streaming loser
someone who is sexy enough to stand by shrek our god
I am now one with shrek our lord and saviour
When A large amount of poop is released from the body and the person has a refreshing feeling afterwards
Kiersten : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! That's it baby cum for me!
Jake : Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhh! O Crap!
Kiersten : Oh Baby What's Wrong?
Jake : I need to poop!
Kiersten : God Damn't Hurry Up!
Jake : Ahhhh! That was A Healthy One!
Kiersten : Gee thanks for sharing I hope you flushed?
Jake : Nope I want you to see my masterpiece for yourself!
Kiersten : You Mother Fucker go flush the damn toilet or no more sex tonight!
Jake : Fine i'll just take a picture of my Healthy One!
Kiersten : Put my phone down You Piece Of Shit!
Jake : Oops I dropped it in my poo!
Kiersten : YOU FUCKER!!!
Doing something without stopping for a Limited Period
I Drunk 5 Bottles in One Sitting
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When a individual is non sober with either weed or alcohol.
Zack: Fam man’s one sacked....
Colton: Ya fam’s one sacked....lol
Expression used to describe those who, after performing amazing deeds for one day, begin boasting about them.
Person 1: "I started going to the gym yesterday and I'm bigger than you"
Person 2: "One day of going to the gym and now you think you're the rock"