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Similar to a sandy seagull, but after dipping your man meat in sand, you pour hot sauce all over it before ramming it back into your partners love taco.
After saying she wanted to heat up our relationship, I indulged her with some sex on a Mexican beach.
When a person the size of a whale and a white as a polar bear chases you down because he’s mad or has temperamental problems
Holy shit dude there’s a beached polar bear chasing me
1. When you take your girlfriend or wife somewhere or any social event where, there is a good chance to mingle with other women.
Why did you invite her to Rio? You're just taking sand to the beach.
To take action. Rather than sitting around discussing things forever (where should we eat, who should we call, when should we go out, what method should we use, etc.) DO SOMETHING. Reference to WW II D-Day beach landings. See also: Establish A Beachhead.
Doug: Should we build this in a word doc or just go powerpoint?
Chris: Who cares, just make a decision and get off the beach.
n. And injury sustained for a trip to a beach. Most common forms are sun burn, scrapes for seashells, or sand in the vagina.
No way am I going today, I haven't finished tending to my beach battle scars from last time.
The other answer that came up for this is very untrue. They were probably just mad that Tanner is gay irl. Teen Beach Movie was there for us when our parents weren’t. If you never watched/ don’t like this movie, you never had a childhood and probably have parents that hate you. They also have sexy actors and actresses who can sing well.
Seacat from Teen Beach Movie is my daddy. 🤭
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A movement to make all beaches nude beaches where you don't have to wear clothes if you don't want too.
John is all for the nude beach movement.
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